"I understand that you guys may have some unresolved issues, but it would be nice if you could deal with those without using [me] as a medium." 


This sums up my life so well, in fact I may just have to say it it is the single-most thing I am sure of. Second single-most. But seriously, I had never worded it like this when this was the direct thought I was having.


I have smart friends. :)


au revoir. xo