compliments of the tutor

me: Oh yeah, well I went to the dentist today and it was just a check-up but I would like to get my chipped tooth fixed as it is cosmetically unappealing.

tutor: I didn't even notice it before you pointed it out. They like models with imperfections. Not that you should see it as an imperfection. Do you model? You should model ! Why don't you model? I mean, just take some shots for friends. You should model, I think that would be good.

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tutor:

me: I'm perfect.

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me: Alright, next question.